Hudson asked for help drawing "people walking outside of the high school" (we just left Math and Science night at the high school). He wanted me to draw them yellow. I used brown to draw the outline of their heads and their stick body.
I handed it back to him and he went to color them in with yellow and said "UGH! We can't have BROWWW-WWN as our bodies! That means we're BEAAA-RRS! Look at us! What color skin do we have? We are not BEARS!" (with his head cocked and shaking it with disapproval). This kid kills me.
Hudson, playing with his cars "All of us are going to Idaho."
Me: "What's in Idaho?"
Hudson: "Candy and food."
Me: " Hudson you have to be careful with her. She's a baby and you could break her bones."
H: "No I won't. There's this thing over her bones called SKIN!"